Kal’s Gift Shop

I kinda just stopped wanting to broadcast everything I was thinking.

There’s this explicit conceit to blogging that whatever the hell is on your mind is worth making available to the Wonderful Wide Web.

I needed to just shut up for a while.

I have a new job in politics. I like being less dramatic. I’m housesitting for the friend of a friend in a cute little suburban bungalow. I have a checking account, which is really quite amazing. I don’t drink and smoke anymore, which is also quite amazing. Things have really changed. You should see me these days.

I’d like to be as hard-hitting and informative as ever, but frankly, that takes a lot of work. These links don’t type themselves.

I’m going to be disjointed and less lucid, which happens when you become as old as I am. But then I’m not so obsessed with my own perfection anymore, which also sometimes happens when you become as old I am.

We’ll just have to see what happens from now on. I can tell … you’re just tingling with anticipation.